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WHY THE FUCK DOES DAKOTA FANNING EVEN GET TO MEET SIWON SHE...

Sat, 11 May 2013 22:54:34 -0700

WHY THE FUCK DOES DAKOTA FANNING EVEN GET TO MEET SIWON SHE DOESN’T APPRECIATE HIS EYEBROWS LIKE I DO LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

blasianxbri: done-with-youtubers: hipsterginger1d: sass-class-...

Sat, 11 May 2013 22:52:47 -0700

blasianxbri:

done-with-youtubers:

hipsterginger1d:

sass-class-and-a-smart-ass:

nerdofchaos:

butimnotrealimtheatre:

orderofthemockingjay:

leroyss:

saekimchi:

iaquariuschicken:

thatswhatkentsaid:

OBAMA IS DANCING WITH ELLEN

This is everything I’ve ever wanted.

my exact reaction and I kid you not:

-scrolls down dash-
-scrolls back up-
Is that the President boogie-ing?
-instant reblog-

HE NEEDS TO BE PRESIDENT FOREVER

why the fuck can’t julia gillard dance like this?

He has the longest legs in the world.

BRB TELLING MY MOM TO VOTE FOR HIM

Mitt Romney probably believes dancing is immoral.

this is why i love america

this is so cute oh my gosh

Who doesn’t want a picture of President Obama dancin’ on their blog?

Every time I get my period: Wow no okay that was not a month.

Sat, 11 May 2013 22:49:05 -0700

Every time I get my period: Wow no okay that was not a month.

THIS IS THE BEST THING ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET OH MY GOD DO YOU...

Sat, 11 May 2013 22:47:02 -0700

THIS IS THE BEST THING ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET

OH MY GOD DO YOU SEE HIM EATING

WHAT PERFECTION

Fucking fuckers

Wed, 08 May 2013 21:14:38 -0700

me: (out shopping, looking all fly with my Marvel comics tote bag featuring several characters)

dude: nice bag.

me: thanks. (keeps on shopping)

dude: do you even know who all those characters are?

me: uh... yeah?

dude: ok then, who's that guy? (points at a character on the bag)

me:

me: wait, are you asking me to prove that I'm enough of a fan enough to carry this bag?

dude: (smirks) that's what I thought. He's called the Silver Surfer. I bet you don't even know his real name.

me: does it matter? (starts to edge away before I start punching throats)

dude: psh, you're not a real fan.

me:

me: (slowly unsheathing my Wolverine claws)

me: how many pairs of chromosomes do humans contain in their cells?

dude: uh... what?

me: explain the function of cellular mitosis?

dude:

me: what is the purpose of myelin sheath with regards to the formation of new neural pathways?

dude: what are you even talking about?

me: oh, well it seemed that you were implying that if I don't know as much about the Marvel universe as you do, then I can't possibly be considered a real fan. This is me implying that because you don't know as much about the human body as I do, you can't possibly be considered a real human being.

dude:

dude:

dude:

dude: Um, I... wow. You're right. Have a nice day. (starts to shuffle away)

me: his name is Norrin Radd.

dude: (looks extremely embarrassed)

okay this is probably the only time i’m going to be upset that i can’t see the anal...

Wed, 01 May 2013 22:40:15 -0700

okay this is probably the only time i’m going to be upset that i can’t see the anal sphincters??????

amburgered: They’re pretty spacious if you eat from the inside...

Wed, 01 May 2013 22:37:21 -0700

amburgered:

They’re pretty spacious if you eat from the inside out.

In other news that will be deleted later, my non sheldon related shirt is up for it’s last night of voting on shirt.woot! Sorry for the shameless promotion, I just would really appreciate any and all support you can give! Thank you all!

omg sheldon

i am not awesome at grammar

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 21:55:03 -0700

but please be careful to, use commas correctly

what is he selling i’ll buy it

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 20:21:22 -0700

what is he selling i’ll buy it

supersandwichman: syriaonmymind: From Syria to Boston From...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 20:20:22 -0700

supersandwichman:

syriaonmymind:

From Syria to Boston

From Boston to Syria

<3

WHY does this not have more notes?

rainbowrowell: Jon Stewart vs. People Who Don’t Understand How...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 11:19:33 -0700

rainbowrowell:

Jon Stewart vs. People Who Don’t Understand How Birth Control works

rainydayscloudyskies: thewholockedarmyinitiative: endlesslydead...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 11:14:29 -0700

rainydayscloudyskies:

thewholockedarmyinitiative:

endlesslydead:

jyuushiro-daniel-ukitake:

-eternalflame:

Instant reblog forever

OMG YES….

beautiful!

OH SNAP

WHY DONT WE HAVE A WEST WING FANDOM

hyperionholmeswatson: #at first I was like oh #and then I was...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 11:13:13 -0700

hyperionholmeswatson:

#at first I was like oh #and then I was like OOOOHHH #and then i cried a little

you guys

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 21:21:11 -0700

you guys

o patrick ilu

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 19:04:47 -0700

o patrick ilu

5 year old donghae KYUHYUN’S CARDIGAN

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 22:21:48 -0700

5 year old donghae

KYUHYUN’S CARDIGAN

dinnerpartydan: That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 22:21:24 -0700

dinnerpartydan:

That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.

omg i want to be her

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 22:20:48 -0700

omg i want to be her

discomplete: “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 22:19:55 -0700

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

adornoble: I’ve been casually trying to find this video on...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 22:19:31 -0700

adornoble:

I’ve been casually trying to find this video on tumblr dot com since October when I was hungover and watched it for about 5 minutes without stopping

suffice it to say it is one of the greatest of all existing videos

glorious