May 2013
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May 12th
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May 12th
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Every time I get my period: Wow no okay that was not a month.
May 12th
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May 12th
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Fucking fuckers
me: (out shopping, looking all fly with my Marvel comics tote bag featuring several characters)
dude: nice bag.
me: thanks. (keeps on shopping)
dude: do you even know who all those characters are?
me: uh... yeah?
dude: ok then, who's that guy? (points at a character on the bag)
me:
me: wait, are you asking me to prove that I'm enough of a fan enough to carry this bag?
dude: (smirks) that's what I thought. He's called the Silver Surfer. I bet you don't even know his real name.
me: does it matter? (starts to edge away before I start punching throats)
dude: psh, you're not a real fan.
me:
me: (slowly unsheathing my Wolverine claws)
me: how many pairs of chromosomes do humans contain in their cells?
dude: uh... what?
me: explain the function of cellular mitosis?
dude:
me: what is the purpose of myelin sheath with regards to the formation of new neural pathways?
dude: what are you even talking about?
me: oh, well it seemed that you were implying that if I don't know as much about the Marvel universe as you do, then I can't possibly be considered a real fan. This is me implying that because you don't know as much about the human body as I do, you can't possibly be considered a real human being.
dude:
dude:
dude:
dude: Um, I... wow. You're right. Have a nice day. (starts to shuffle away)
me: his name is Norrin Radd.
dude: (looks extremely embarrassed)
May 9th
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okay this is probably the only time i’m going to be upset that i can’t see the anal sphincters??????
May 2nd
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April 2013
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i am not awesome at grammar
but please be careful to, use commas correctly
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 17th
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dinnerpartydan: That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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discomplete: “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
Apr 17th
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WatchWatch
adornoble: I’ve been casually trying to find this video on tumblr dot com since October when I was hungover and watched it for about 5 minutes without stopping suffice it to say it is one of the greatest of all existing videos glorious
Apr 17th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
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Reblog if you're in fucking LOVE with your own...
fuckyeahlaughters: NOBODY LOVES MY BLOG MORE THAN I DO IT HAS THE PERFECT AMOUNT OF SUNGMINS AND KYUHYUNS AND SOMETIMES ZHOU MI I LOVE THEM
Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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Listenthis is literally the best thing i have ever heard...
Apr 15th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 14th
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changnesiac: did you know that a girl in my class thought that kim jong un was the guy in the gangnam style video like she literally thought that psy was the leader of north korea
Apr 14th
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Can we just cry over the fact that we won't be...
smalllove25:
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