WHY THE FUCK DOES DAKOTA FANNING EVEN GET TO MEET SIWON SHE DOESN’T APPRECIATE HIS EYEBROWS LIKE I DO LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
OBAMA IS DANCING WITH ELLEN
This is everything I’ve ever wanted.
my exact reaction and I kid you not:
-scrolls down dash-
-scrolls back up-
Is that the President boogie-ing?
-instant reblog-HE NEEDS TO BE PRESIDENT FOREVER
why the fuck can’t julia gillard dance like this?
He has the longest legs in the world.
BRB TELLING MY MOM TO VOTE FOR HIM
Mitt Romney probably believes dancing is immoral.
this is why i love america
this is so cute oh my gosh
Who doesn’t want a picture of President Obama dancin’ on their blog?
- Every time I get my period: Wow no okay that was not a month.
THIS IS THE BEST THING ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET
OH MY GOD DO YOU SEE HIM EATING
WHAT PERFECTION
Fucking fuckers
- me: (out shopping, looking all fly with my Marvel comics tote bag featuring several characters)
- dude: nice bag.
- me: thanks. (keeps on shopping)
- dude: do you even know who all those characters are?
- me: uh... yeah?
- dude: ok then, who's that guy? (points at a character on the bag)
- me:
- me: wait, are you asking me to prove that I'm enough of a fan enough to carry this bag?
- dude: (smirks) that's what I thought. He's called the Silver Surfer. I bet you don't even know his real name.
- me: does it matter? (starts to edge away before I start punching throats)
- dude: psh, you're not a real fan.
- me:
- me: (slowly unsheathing my Wolverine claws)
- me: how many pairs of chromosomes do humans contain in their cells?
- dude: uh... what?
- me: explain the function of cellular mitosis?
- dude:
- me: what is the purpose of myelin sheath with regards to the formation of new neural pathways?
- dude: what are you even talking about?
- me: oh, well it seemed that you were implying that if I don't know as much about the Marvel universe as you do, then I can't possibly be considered a real fan. This is me implying that because you don't know as much about the human body as I do, you can't possibly be considered a real human being.
- dude:
- dude:
- dude:
- dude: Um, I... wow. You're right. Have a nice day. (starts to shuffle away)
- me: his name is Norrin Radd.
- dude: (looks extremely embarrassed)
okay this is probably the only time i’m going to be upset that i can’t see the anal sphincters??????
They’re pretty spacious if you eat from the inside out.
In other news that will be deleted later, my non sheldon related shirt is up for it’s last night of voting on shirt.woot! Sorry for the shameless promotion, I just would really appreciate any and all support you can give! Thank you all!
omg sheldon
From Syria to Boston
From Boston to Syria
<3
WHY does this not have more notes?
Jon Stewart vs. People Who Don’t Understand How Birth Control works
Instant reblog forever
OMG YES….
beautiful!
OH SNAP
WHY DONT WE HAVE A WEST WING FANDOM
